Martita Speaks

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lethajx
derty-boi:
“ wastedarkcell:
“ thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ Once had to stop a woman in a McDonald’s from taking my friend’s insulin because she thought it was drugs. Legit tried to snatch it out of her hand while she was taking the injection. I’d like...
thebaconsandwichofregret

Once had to stop a woman in a McDonald’s from taking my friend’s insulin because she thought it was drugs. Legit tried to snatch it out of her hand while she was taking the injection. I’d like to pretend we had something clever and witty to say like this, only really managed “she’s diabetic you stupid bitch” before a staff member stepped in.

Turns out it’s pretty common for people to be uncomfortable with insulin shots, my friends had waiters ask her to not use her medication and gotten dirty looks from strangers. It’s quite shocking that this happens to almost every insulin user at least once considering how common diabetes is, but hey, ignorance is the most infectious disease there is.

wastedarkcell

I always have to duck into a bathroom to take a shot. Which, is not the most sterile place.

derty-boi

I’m not diabetic, but it makes me sad that people have to go through this…

lethajx
stinson-png

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

bairnsidhe

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

chaosinacoffeecup

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

therobotmonster

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

spongebobssquarepants
loanlyish

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

brassmanticore

His name is Mehdat Mamdouh, he’s a 22-year-old hip hop and dubstep recorder player from Cairo.  He’s been teaching himself this style since he was 14.  This article links to his social media sites.  He’s on Facebook and YouTube and Soundcloud.

of-another-broken-heart

I think I missed his name and info last reblog

mirandaadria

Fuck yes. That’s some talent!

geekandmisandry

Reblogging this again for his name and info.

thecrimsoncodex

Like, this is epic and all, BUT LOOK AT HIS SMILE AT THE END OMG I AM IN LOVE

anastasialestina

Look how amazing!!!

lethajx
phalasophy

Finally a motivation video without fitness models, but with ordinary girls!

aintnosuchthingastoothick

I love this!!!!

unbridledandmeteoric

HELL YES

thewinterotter

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

ottergirl-fitness

Not gonna lie, if this was the kinda of representation I saw growing up, I would of not have thought that I needed to already be a good weight and healthy to partispitate in physical activity.

superrezzy00

👏👏👏